Marriage

I always wondered how someone can possibly come to the decision of getting married. I mean, this is about spending your WHOLE life with the same person. How could you possibly lock your entire life down in one decision? Now I am starting to understand. It isn’t really your WHOLE life you’re giving away. Just the REST of it. And by the time you come to decide on this, the better half of your life is already gone, it is the SHITTIER half we’re talking about here, and since you already know that the good times are over and that the shittier times are yet to come, hey, what the hell ☺